Thanks! My friend Kendall was all like, "Giiiiirl, whoasaat in tha pitcher???" And I was all like, "Now you know thas me cuz thas how I ro'!" and she was like, "Naw shit?" And then I was all like, "Hyells Yeah! Imma badass mofo fo' sho'!"
...except without the ghetto accent.
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"Let me be," She said to me with steady eyes. "My death is God's will." "God is a lie!" I cried in sorrowful desperation. She responded to me thus; "Humanity is based on lies." She closed her eyes and let go of my hand.
Kendall: Really? I wouldn't have known if you didn't tell me. It looks nothing like you.
Liz: Yup. It's me.
--
"Let me be," She said to me with steady eyes. "My death is God's will." "God is a lie!" I cried in sorrowful desperation. She responded to me thus; "Humanity is based on lies." She closed her eyes and let go of my hand.
Devious Comments
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"George Bush...is only for now!!" -Avenue Q
"I love this moment so much I could have sex with it." -Dr Cox, Scrubs
My friend Kendall was all like, "Giiiiirl, whoasaat in tha pitcher???" And I was all like, "Now you know thas me cuz thas how I ro'!" and she was like, "Naw shit?" And then I was all like, "Hyells Yeah! Imma badass mofo fo' sho'!"
...except without the ghetto accent.
--
"Let me be," She said to me with steady eyes. "My death is God's will."
"God is a lie!" I cried in sorrowful desperation. She responded to me thus;
"Humanity is based on lies." She closed her eyes and let go of my hand.
--
"George Bush...is only for now!!" -Avenue Q
"I love this moment so much I could have sex with it." -Dr Cox, Scrubs
well... at least I think I'm funny.
Translation to conversation:
Kendall: who is that? in the picture?
Liz: Me.
Kendall: Really? I wouldn't have known if you didn't tell me. It looks nothing like you.
Liz: Yup. It's me.
--
"Let me be," She said to me with steady eyes. "My death is God's will."
"God is a lie!" I cried in sorrowful desperation. She responded to me thus;
"Humanity is based on lies." She closed her eyes and let go of my hand.
And yes, it definitely does look like you.
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